When i was a child staring at the tube

I saw sex, violence and death on the news

One day i saw the duke kill someone

Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son



All i want is attention from somebody

Somebody pay attention to me

Like them actors i got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame



Doin' as i see on my tv

Doin' as i see on my tv



Can i get on the news if i kill my wife?

Would you respect me more if i took my life?

I tried to act and my career just flopped

So i beat up my neighbors and i got on "cops"



All i want's a millions bucks from somebody

Somebody pay a million bucks to me



I could shoot and rape and kill

And buy me a house in beverly hills, please?









Doin' as i see on my tv

Doin' as i see on my tv



I'd even do a porno flick, like all them hollywood chicks

I'm doin' it as i see on my tv



Took my girl to rent a porno movie

I thought that it'd be kinda groovy

I thought that'd this impress my lover

And there she was right on the cover!



All i want is attention from somebody

Somebody pay attention to me

I'm a man i got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame



Doin' as i see on my tv

Doin' as i see on my tv



Hell i'd even do a porno flick, like my hero rocky did



Doin' as i see on my tv



Whistling, gargling



Spoken: i am not aware!