Yes, This is me,

The bad bad Dolemite

and i'm Ready

to put me,

in the White House

make me the President,

i'm gunna move on my first act

I'm a get me 2000 ragedy ass painters

to paint the mutha fuckin white house black

Dolemite,

for your president

I'm a legalize every mutha fuckin thing



Somebody ask me how do I stand on Marijuana

Very high baby, very high

How do I stand on prosititution

I don't stand on it

I lay on it

im a legalize sellin pussy

Sell it Sell it

Sell your pussy girls

pussy will sell

if pussy don't sell

grits ain't gross

and eggs ain't poultry

and Mona Lisa is a mutha fuckin' man