You caught your wife fucking a mailman

You threw her down a flight off stairs

Your son came home with 4 D's and an F

You kicked him i the balls and the face



If I was a cop called at your house

I'd congratulate you for beating your spouse

I'd shake your hand for beating your son

If he was my son, I'd take out my gun



Your teenage daughter came home pregnant for the 3rd or 4th time

You put on your boots and kicked her in the stomach

Then you caught your wife sucking the milkman's dick

So you threw her down the stairs again



If I was a cop, called to your house

I'd offered to shoot your no good spouse

If I had to deal with your teenage slut

I'd gladly kick her in the gut