Now I'm A Toreador

I Am For Sure

I Kill Bulls By The Score

And Sometimes More

And When They Hear The Bell Ring

Inside The Bullring

The Bullocks All Start Trembling

They Know I'm Coming



I'm Don Alfonso

Some Call Me Pedro

But That Is Not So

I'm Don Alfonso

I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain

Out In Sunny Spain

I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine

And I Fought Them In The Rain

I'm Don Alfonso

I Work For Oxo

And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me

Oh My Sword I Pull

Kill Si Bull

Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full

Then We Have Steak And Chips For Tea



I Met A Sweet Seora

In Barcelona

Her Christian Name Was Mona

She Was Thumbs Up Bona

She Told Me She Was Single

That Made Me Tingle

My Heart Went Jingle Jingle

I Said: Let's Mingle



I'm Don Alfonso

Some Call Me Pedro

But That Is Not So

I'm Don Alfonso

I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain

Out In Sunny Spain

I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine

And I Fought Bulls In The Rain

I'm Don Alfonso

I Work For Oxo

And All The Bullocks Are Affraid Of Me

Oh My Sword I Pull

Kill Si Bull

Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full

Then We Have Fully Beff For Tea

(Repeat Two Times)



I Fight Bulls Every Sunday

And Sometimes Monday

And When I Fight On Sunday

We've Cold Meat Monday

We Have Meat Hash On Tuesday

Sometimes Hashed Wednesday

We Don't Eat Meat On Friday

We Wait Till Sunday



I'm Don Alfonso

Some Call Me Pedro

But That Is Not So

I'm Don Alfonso

I Fought Bullocks Out In Sunny Spain

Out In Sunny Spain

I Fought Bulls In The Sunshine

And We Fought Bulls In The Rain

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