I saw a little kid

as he walked around

He picked a candy bar up

off the ground

He chowed about a half when

his face turned blue

Turned out that candy bar

was doggy doo



Whoa

Don't pick it up i say

Whoa

Unless you can throw it away

Whoa

Don't pick it up I say

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way



You're out there makin' bacon

No scrutiny

You mess around too much

And you got VD

You know you never think so

You're sore today

You're gonna take it back to

Californ-I-A



My friend was kinda hurtin'

For a girl to try

He saw one that looked like Pat

On Saturday Night Live

It had a pair of thingies

But a mustache too

Not clearly male or female

So what to do?