[Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain]



Yo, turn the-- drop the, drop the drums

Yeah, drop the drums

(I know all the time) Step up to the mic boo

(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah, let me hear you

(Cause your shit can't breath...)



(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time fellas

It's hard to use a Trojan

(Everybody wants, everybody loves) Cause your shit can't breathe

It's all closed in

(Sex is something that everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on

(Everybody wants, everybody loves)



[Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain]



Sex is something that everybody needs

Everybody wants, everybody loves



[repeat 2X] - If you want it baby

if you want it babe

better use a Trojan!



[Verse One:]



I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan

Cause your shit can't breathe, it feels all closed in

You wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I like it raw

But why i wanna hurt myself for?

I was walking down my block, say my block Munroe

Said peace to this girl, girl said hello

Well hell is low, and the lowest you can go

Is thirty-two degrees, below zero

So I started to rain on this young bitch brain

Causin her a great relief of physical pain

She said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.

No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap."

I said, "So what?", as I grabbed herbutt

Bitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shut

Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child

Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild

On welfare, but she don't care

She says, "FTF is always there."

FTF means face-to-face

Main, headquarters of your local place

Where, you collect your monthly pay

To support bad habits youse ab