I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair

You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show

And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know

Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy



But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes

You can spend my money, you can waste my time

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

Don't wear those shoes



It's all right, you can play your Twisted Sister every night

I suppose you can lick the middles out of my Oreos

Or start laughing when you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose

And you know that I'd do anything to please you



But I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes

You can spit in my face if you're so inclined

Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes



(Oh no, oh no)

Oh no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh no, oh no, oh no

Please don't wear those (shoes)



Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed

Stomp the poodle till it's flat

You could even shove a six inch railroad spike through my head

I could learn to live with that



But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees

Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes

You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind

Baby I don't mind, but please don't wear those



I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes



You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze

But baby, please don't wear those shoes

You can make me an offer I can't refuse

But darling, please don't wear those shoes