Will somebody call me a cab?

I swallowed another tab

I might overdose under the circumstance

So betta yet call me an ambulance



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Cause I'ma dopefiend baby, I don't know why

All I wanna do is get high

Between your legs is where my brain is at

Cause I'ma nymphomaniac



I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid

Now I'm trippin on acid

I'm high on every drug known to mankind

So go ahead and pass it



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My designated driver was this girl

Her name was Carolyn

But I can't go home cause she just died from an overdose of heroin

She's a dopefiend baby

She don't know why

All she wants to do is get high

Between her legs is where my brain is at

Cause I'ma nymphomaniac



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This butt naked girl sat next to me

And offered me some ecstasy

Then she gave me a big fat kiss with a mouth full of LSD



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Wave your hands in the air

Then wave it like you just don't care

If you got on clean underwear somebody say oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Check it out all the homeboys gather round cuz

Repeat after me

Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam

Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam

Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam

Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam

My hands are shakin, my nose is twitchin, my eyeballs are real gigantic

I'm layin in bed, with a throbbin head, and I'm trippin on widespread panic



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Hell yeah, A man, I'm gonna do some impersonations right

A, the first one is a mixture between the lead singer of the B-52's

And Robert Smith from the cure right

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I'm gonna do Axl Rose from Guns N Roses cuz

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Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson, we gonna sing some country

Maybe I didn't fuck you

But little darling don't cry

The fact is I masturbated

About an hour before you came by

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

On the road again

Open up your legs and let me stick it in

My favorite past time is making love to my girlfriend

I can't wait to shoot my load again

Shoot my load again

Stick my dick some where it's never been