[En esch:]

Welcome aboard the crazy trip

Circle of fools say 'hi'



[Sascha:]

Watch your step or you might trip

We're glad you came on by



[Abby:]

The guys and I have prepared a brew

You really ought to taste



[En esch:]

It makes you strong and make you *beep*

Don't let it go to waste



[Sascha:]

Care for some sweets to chase your drink?

I see you've quite a thirst



[Abby:]

No no no you can't yet go

First things must come first



[En esch:]

Delicious not? you feel alive?

You need alittle space?



[Sascha:]

So you're not feeling well?

What's wrong with your face?



[Abby:]

Holy smokes! we goofed again

The brew is not quite right



[En esch:]

We'll take him back behind the pen

And try again tonight



[Sascha:]

Welcome aboard the crazy trip

Circle of fools say 'hi'



[Abby:]

Watch your step or you might trip



[All:]

We're glad you came on by



[Chorus:]

Great that we pretend that we are all that

We enjoy ourselves

Should we get some help?

We have always failed yet there is no doubt

Can't go wrong from here

We are down and out

All of us are going down