All I need is some inspiration

Before I do somebody some harm

I feel just like a vegetable

Down here on the farm





Nobody comes to see me

Nobody here to turn me on

I ain't even got a lover

Down here on the farm





They told me to get healthy

They told me to get some sun

But boredom eats me like cancer

Down here on the farm





Drinking lemonade shanty

Ain't no body gonna do me harm

But I'm like a fish out of water

Down here on the farm





I write a thousand letters

'til my fingers all gone numb

But I never see no postman

Down here on the farm





I call my baby on the telephone

I say come down and have some fun

But she knows what the score is

Down here on the farm





I can't fall in love with a wheat field

I can't fall in love with a barn

When everything smells like horse shit

Down here on the farm





Blue skies and swimming pools

Add so much charm

But I'd rather be back in Soho

Than down here on the farm





On the fucking farm!





Are you born in a fucking barn or what?





Baaaaaa!





Hold still