Intro:

Dr. Bombay Dr. Bombay

Yo we got a patient in the front

that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus

And she wanna know can you solve it...

Verse One:

Mistadobalina is a jack ass much like a donkey

And I'ma pin the tail on the funky

Has anybody seen Del? Head swelled

Cause I get paid well kickin much tail

Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros

You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss

Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind

I lose a fan but I'ma be fine

Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could

Make it funky real good

Take it then I looped it

Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID!!

The Motorbooty make you shake your rump

to the brand new D-Funk

Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk

to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk

Coming from around the way

It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay

Chorus:

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

(sing it, sing it, sing it)

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time and could you stay

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

(It's, so, funky!!)

Verse Two:

Large as a black woman's gluttius maximus

And the question everybody's asking us

"Where'd you get your funk from"

A brother named George and some 151's

So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers

I jam, and Mistadobalina eats smut

Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic

Now you know everything is terrific

Funk in the 1990's that's ironic

So grab you a sack of that chronic

Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto

But I'm under the sun in the meadow

Me and Miss Amazon sittin on my lap

Butt so big when she walk it clap

Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest

Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus

Chorus:

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

(Has anybody seen that...)

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time and could you stay

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

(sing it, sing it, sing it)

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

(Dr. Bombay)

Verse Three:

Watch your watch, cause if your spouse calls

Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?)

You peeped out my drawers on your fence

I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof)

(Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock

Cause you're real far from a ballerina

So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina

Freeze, and get up off your knees

Everything that Dr. Bombay say

Is guaranteed to make your day

So OOPS upside your head

I like Club Med hangin out with the dreads

And girl if you ain't got a germ

I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm

But if you ain't down with Del funk

Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya!!)

Cause I won't have fraudulent foes

under my nose, if you won't eighty-six the clothes

Get out the way, so I can save the day

Cause I'm Dr. Bombay

Chorus:

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

(Peace to the Boogiemen)

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time and could you stay

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

(I hate having to wait)

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

(D-E-L and Hieroglyphics, hahahahaha)

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time and could you stay

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

Dr. Bombay

Could you find time and could you stay

Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day

(Ice Cube and DJ Pooh)

Dr. Bombay

He don't stop and he don't play

Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away

Dr. Bombay

Dr. Bombay