I was sitting at a red light

|I was waiting for a green light

Up pulls this El Dorado with plates

that said "diablo"

With a guy, looked like an undertaker

Smile on his face, leaned out the window

and said:

"Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?"

Will I had nothing better to do since my baby

gave me that big F.U.

So I said "All right buddy, right back in your face.

I'll race you to the end of the world just tell

me - what are the stakes?"

He rolled his back window down, I saw

something big and brown

It was a big ol' Rottweiler stuck his head

out to look around

And I knew who I was racing, the light turned

green I punched that hammer down

I got about a quarter mile I looked to my left

and I saw him smile

He was all ov