Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock

And all my friends are twistin' off

I'm at the house just turnin' on T.V.

And they all wonder why I've changed

How many times must I explain

It's basic honky tonk anatomy



The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long

And she won't think it's funny

And I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone



Hey two plus two is always four

And down is south and up is north

Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold and,

You play with fire you wind up burned

The early-bird gets the worm

But the only thing you really need to know

Is...



The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long

And she won't think it's funny

And I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone



Hey sing it with me

Let's make sure you know....



The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected tot he stayin' out all ngiht long

And she won't think it's funny

And I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected the the....



The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long

And she won't think it's funny

And I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone










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