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Versuri Dr.Demento - Drunk With Dignity
Versuri-versuri.ro > Versuri Litera D > Versuri Dr.Demento > Unknown - Drunk With DignityWhen you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose
or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don't pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
- Ramones - Lifes A Gas
- Epoch Of Unlight - Undone Within
- H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty) - I Just Died In Your Arms
- Killing Joke - Lets All Go
- Sainte Marie Buffy - Bad End
- Huey Lewis & The News - Stuck With You
- Banda Das Velhas Virgens - Beijos De Corpo
- Weird Al Yankovic - Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version
- Intertitus Dei - How Low?
- Beatles - Because (lennon/mccartney)
- Ashanti
Nume Album : Ashanti's Christmas - Soul Coughing
Nume Album : Irresistible Bliss - Joan Jett And The Blackhearts
Nume Album : Up Your Alley - Luba
Nume Album : All Or Nothing - Club Culture
Nume Album : Don't Mind If I Do