Dumb Dick Lyrics:(du-dumb) (dumb)

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[ verse 1 ]

Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say

About a homeboy from back in the day

His name was richard, some called him rick

But if you knew him like me, youd call him dick

When we were growin up, we stuck with each other

Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother

We had a lotta fun when we were kids

We always overlooked the dumb things he did

But the fun was over when we got to high school

Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool

We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed

One thing went wrong, rick got obsessed

We wouldnt go to class, always think about ass

Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last

Girls was all he was thinkin about

If the school was all boys, heda been dropped out

When he did drop out, he felt no shame

And if you ask me, he had the right name

Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come

Thats why I call him dick, cause dick is dumb

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[ verse 2 ]

He wouldnt go to school, but he had to survive

So he went out and got him a 9 to 5

Although he was lazy, he had to work

Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk

As fast as he made it, his money was spent

When it came to girls, he didnt care where he went

Hed hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"

And it was no tellin what he would catch

He was in the doctors office almost every week

He became so popular, everybodyd speak

When he walked in theyd say (hi rick)

And when he passed by, theyd say (dumb dick)

Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice

But it was