I love to have a beer with Duncan

I love to have a beer with Dunc.

We drink in moderation

And we never ever ever get rollin' drunk

We drink at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate, yeah



I love to have a beer with Colin

I love to have a beer with Col.

We drink in moderation

And it doesn't really matter if he brings his doll

We drink at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Colin

'Cause Colin's me mate, mm-mm-mm



I love to have a beer with Kevin

Oh I love to have a beer with Kev.

We drink in moderation

And he drives me home in his big old Chev.

We drink at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Kevin

'Cause Kevin's me mate



I love to have a beer with Patrick

I love to have a beer with Pat

We drink in moderation

And it wouldn't really matter if the beer was flat

We drink at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Patrick

'Cause Patrick's me mate - Change key



I love to have a beer with Robert

I love to have a beer with Bob

We drink in moderation

Just one more and back on the job

We drink at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Robert

'Cause Robert's me mate



I love to have a beer with Duncan

Oh I love to have a beer with Dunc.

We drink in moderation

And we never ever ever get rollin' drunk

We drink at the Town and Country

Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Duncan

'Cause Duncan's me mate

I love to have a beer with Du