It took three million years Now its my turn to see it Ive got to go back I just don't believe it Do you love it? Oh I bet you do Do you need it? Well, im just like you Smiley bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle Lay of its back on the bottom of the bottle It took three million years to meet Mr. Helpful But now that ive meet him im extremely doubtful Are you healthy? Well I just eat fruit But I tell you man It just don't suit You're the bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle Lay on its back and talking pure twaddle Its my turn now and theres always a houseful And saying the right thing Its always a mouthful It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight To finally ask him To put everything right You're the big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle Lay on its back and your talkin pure twaddle To make you more smiley You drink olive oil It gives me pure headache When your cookin with foil Its my turn now And theres always a houseful And saying the right thing its always a mouthful