Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fuckin' weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal



'Cause I love your little motions

You do with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail



He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

I'd like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights



Life just sucks, I lost the one

I'm giving up, she found someone

There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag



So all you little ladies

Be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies



Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fuckin' weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal



Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah



He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

I'd like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights



Life just sucks, I lost the one

I'm giving up, she found someone

There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag



Fuck this place, I lost the war

I hate you all, your mom's a whore

Where's my dog?

'Cause girls are such a drag