Earache My Eye (featuring Alice Bowie)

Cheech & Chong

(written by Thomas Chong, Richard "Cheech" Marin and Gaye Delorme)



- as recorded by Cheech & Chong on "Cheech & Chong's Wedding Album"

- peaked at #9 in 1974



My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live

But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes

He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose



My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team

For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen



------ lead guitar ------



The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care

As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair

And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"

'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money

money, money, money, money, money, money

Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...



I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha

And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha