Is it true what they say about Julie?

There she is, let's ask her.

Julie, did you really go out with an alien?

Uh huh

What was it like?

Real different

By the way, where'd you meet him?



I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO

Guess he couldn't take it 'cause he lost his cool, crash landed in my

swimming pool

ooh neat



So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and

wiggling his hips

I'm no Albert Einstein but I'm not that dumb, I know lust no matter what

planet it's from



He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please

me

Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)



Was he cute?

No way, definitely uncute



Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and

eyes like a bug

Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper

and Alan Thick

Ooh



I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some

horny little Spock

All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the

doggy door



Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me

Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)

I can't go on.

What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.

If it's that bad, you have to.

Promise you won't tell?

Uh huh



His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had

opened the door

Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, he's still disgusting but

I didn't care



Give us more details

Oh how do I describe it.

Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?

Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die.

But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby.

Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes.

Is that your tongue.

One of them

That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got

I made it myself

Oh you space stud, you

There's no ride like this at Disneyland, baby.

Oh synchronize, synchronize, I'm docking Ohhhhhhh.

And to think we did all that without even touching.



Slow:

Now I'm back to my senses and he's light years away, if he's listening in

space I have something to say

I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when you're

ready for more



Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me

Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)

Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me

Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)

Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me

Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)

Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me

Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)