Guess I'm filled with the Christmas spirit

Celebrate a jolly man in red

Hope my kids don't find out Santa Clause isn't real

Maybe I should have told them about Jesus instead



Last time I heard about it He didn't come in a Santa outfit

Santa Clause is dead!



Guess it's time to thank the easter bunny again

For doing absolutely nothing in my life

What the heck do a bunch of colored eggs

have to do with the Son of God being raised back to life



Last time I heard about it He didn't rise in an easter outfit

The easter bunny is dead!



Christmas is when I celebrate Jesus' birth

Easter's when I celebrate Jesus' resurrection

Jesus is alive!