[eddie griffin]

Aww they say uhh..

.. a black man is a pimp

Well let me tell you the biggest pimp

On planet motherfuckin earth, is her momma

It's her momma that told her,

"get a man that got a good job gurl!

Make sure he got a good car gurl!

Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"

What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --

-- just cause you love the nigga?

But +i'm+ the pimp motherfucker!

I gotta be the player!



Biggest hoes, on planet earth..

.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood

You knew when you got with the nigga he already had a woman

You knew he already had a family

But you fucked him anyway!!!

And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga

You went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, didn't you!!

The ol' keep a nigga baby

And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?

"aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;

Cause that nigga ain't shit."

How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth

That yo' momma, you was a hoe!

Tell the kid!

Momma was a hoe, i was weekend pussy

I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out

That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga

Cause he take care of his real family

I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that i wanted