Dr. Everett v. Scott:

From the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain



Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame



Dr. Everett v. Scott:

He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock and roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk



Criminologist : He was a low down cheap little punk



Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride



Chorus :

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife



Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did



Columbia :

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door

And threw away the key



Dr. Everett v. Scott :

But he must've been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which reads



Chorus : What's it say? What's it say?



Eddie :

I'm out of my head

Oh hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds



Chorus :

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife



Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did



Chorus :

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife



Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy



Chorus : Who