You ain't never fell as far as when you fall in love

Except the fall you take when you've been loved and given up

When you have your heart and soul rubbed into the dirt

An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will take away the hurt



Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper

And I'll start feeling I forgot her

Get a little loose and lose her memory

And I won't think I'm close to dying

Because it dries up all my crying

An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free



It ain't easy losing love although it's turned out bad

All at once you're turning off old feelings you once had

But I found a helping hand right here in my hand

An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will help me take command



Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper

And I'll start feeling I forgot her

Get a little loose and lose her memory

And I won't think I'm close to dying

Because it dries up all my crying

An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free