Received a letter just the other day

don't seem they wanna know you no more

they've laid it down given you their score

within the first two lines it bluntly read



You're not to come see us no more

keep away from our door

don't come around here no more

what on earth did you do that for?



Our aunt she don't wanna know she says

what will the neighbours think they'll think

we don't that's what they'll think we don't

but i will 'cos i know they think i don't



Our uncle he don't wanna know

he says we are a disgrace

to the human race

he says how can you show your face

when you're a disgrace to the human race



they've made a commitment

you're an embarrassment

yes an embarrassment

a living endorsement

the intention that you have booked

was an intention that was overlooked



They say stay away

don't want you home today

keep away from our door

don't come around here no more



Our dad don't wanna know he says

this is a serious matter

too late to reconsider

no one's gonna wanna know ya



Our mum she don't wanna know she says

i'm feeling twice as old she said

thought she had her head on her shoulders

'cos i'm feeling twice as older

i'm feeling twice as older



You're an embarrassment



(corrected the 3d and the 7th verse)