I'll buy you an electric car

So we can go out and look at the stars some time

I'll adopt a third world family

And we can send them letters at christmas time



I'll give up meat



Give up meat?



Are you crazy?



Maybe not, but i won't eat it in front of you

We can hire a van

A propane van

And let all the animals out of the zoo



Environment girl

Let's live in a land of windmills

Environment girl

You give me a whirl



I'll buy you a needle and thread

And fly you high, so you can sew up the ozone layer

When we're old and i've gone bald

We'll hit the town in my new recycled hair

My new recycled hair

No cfcs!



Environment girl

Let's make the world young again

Environment girl

As long as i'm home before ten