Astrologer: I don't think you should shoot before July 15th

Right now is a perilous time for Pisces

If you wait 'til Venus is in Capricorn

You'll avoid a catalog of crises

Analyst:Listen to your superego not your id

Age is just another damn neurosis

I'll have you regressing back to infancy

And back into the womb under hypnosis

Masseur 1:I need three more weeks to get these thighs

In shape no more carbohydrates,

Don't be naughty

Masseur 2:we'll soon have you skipping

Like an ingenue you won't look a day over forty.

Beautician1:

We have dry wheat, we have steam

Beautician2:

We have moisturizing cream

Beautician3:

We have mudpacks, we have blood sacks,

Beautician2:

It's a rigorous regime

All:Not a wrinkle when you twinkle

Or a wobble when you walk

Beautician3:

Of course, there's bound to

Be a little suffering

All:eternal youth is worth a little suffering.



All:Of course, there's bound to

Be a little suffering

eternal youth is worth a little suffering