Saw you come through them swingin' doors

Had 'em Hanging on ya,

Couldn't hold one more

You walked by with a silly grin

They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin



Chorus:

Eugene you genius

What book did you read

That made you so smart

You could steal a heart

Anytime that you please

Eugene you genius

Could you teach me



It's more than the way you comb your hair

That's making all the pretty girls stop and stare

Tell me Eugene I just gotta know

Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store

It is something that you tell 'em

Love letters that you mail 'em

Your secrets safe with me

To get those kind of glances

Do you have to take classes

For a Master Romeo degree