Have a banana, Hannah

Try the salami, Tommy

Get with the gravy, Davy

Everybody eats when they come to my house.



Try a tomato, Plato

Here's cachiattori, Dory

Taste of bologna, Tony

Everybody eats when they come to my house.



I've fixed your favorite dishes

Hopin' this good food fills ya

Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone

You better eat if it kills ya.



Pass me a pancake, Mandrake

Havin' a derby, Irvy

Lookin the fendel, Mendel

Everybody eats when they come to my house.



Hannah, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake

Everybody eats when they come to my house.



Pasta fazoula, Tallulah

Oh, do have a bagel, Fagel

Now don't be so bashful, Nashville

Everybody eats when they come to my house.



Hey, this is a party, Marty

Well, you get the cherry, Jerry

Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey

Cause everybody eats when they come to my house.



All of my friends are welcome

Don't make me coax you, moax you

Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?

You gotta eat if it chokes ya.



Oh, do have a knish, Nisha

Pass him the latke, Matke

Chili con carne for Barney

Everybody eats when they come to my house.



Face, Buster, share, chops, fump

Everybody eats when they come to my house.

Everybody eats when they come to my house.