Everybody in the USA

hates their stupid neighbor.

He's Flanders and he's really, really, lame!

Flanders tried to wreck my song,

his views on birth control are wrong.

I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.

F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S, he's the man that I hate best.

I'd like to see his house go up in flames!

F-L-A

His name is Ned!

E-R-S

That's a stupid name!

He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No!

You can't upset him even slightly,

he just smiles and nods politely,

then goes home and worships nightly.

His leftorium is an emporium of Woo!

F-L-A

Don't yell at Ned!

D-E-R

His wife is dead.

Everybody hates that stupid jerk.

Springfield's caught with Homer's joyous loathing!

Filling clubs, with angry valentinos.

You don't have to move your feet,

just hate Flanders to the disco beat.

He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!

If you like polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders

or his creepy little offspring Rod and Tod.

That's us. Hooray!

F-L-A

His name is Ned!

E-R-S

He is so white bread.

The smiling mustache geek who walks with G-d!