Skat Cat:

Well, little lady, let me illusinate here

Everybody wants to be a cat

Because a cat's the only cat

Who knows were it's at

Tom:

Tell me, everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat

'Cause everything else is obsolete

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Skat:

Everytime he plays

Tom:

But with a square in the act

You can set music back

Skat:

To the cave man days, cha cha ba dum bo day

Tom:

I've heard some corny birds who who tried to sing

Skat:

Still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing

Bass:

Who wants to dig a long haired gig or stuff like that

Tom:

When everybody wants to be a cat

Tom and Skat:

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Everytime he plays

Tom:

Oh a rinky tinky tinky

Tom and Skat:

With a square in the act you can set music back

To the cave man days

Marie:

Oh a rinky tinky tinky

Tom:

Yes

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