Elvis, he's a hero, he's a superstar

And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car

And Dillon sings for millions and I just sing for free

Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me



Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me (everybody's makin' it)

Everybody's makin' it big but me (everybody's makin' it)

Neil Diamond sings for diamonds and here's ol' rhinestone me

Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me



Well I hear that Alice Cooper's got a foxy chick

To wipe off his snake and keep him rich

And Elton John's got two fine ladies and Doctor John's got three

And I'm still seein' them same ol' sleezos that I used to see



Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me (everybody's makin' it)

Yeah, everybody's makin' it big but me (everybody's makin' it)

Oh I've got charisma and personality

Oh how come everybody's makin' it big but me



Wha-what's wrong with that

I haven't seen nothin' wrong with it Rick



Well I paint my face with glitter just like Huey does

And I wear the same mascara that Mick Jagger does

And I even put some lipstick on, that just hurt my dad and mum

Everybody's makin' it big but me



Oh, everybody's makin' big but me

(Everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it bi-ig)

Yeah, everybody's makin' it big but me

(Everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it, everybody's makin' it bi-ig)

They got groupies for their bands and all I've got is my right hand

And everybody's makin' it big but me



Everybody's makin' it, makin' it, makin' it, everybody's makin' it bi-ig

Everybody's makin'