When I was just a two foot belly button jack

I saved all my money robbin' the penn central track

Cause money was a thing of mine

And I had that thing in my head



But if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed



When I grew to be a big boy my pa he got me a bride

I married a girl named Bunny had a fanny thirteen feet wide

Cause Bunny was a thing of mine

And me and that thing we got wed



But if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed



Soon I'm gonna be a big star have nothing but the cream of the crop

And maybe someday I'll go back to Bunny

And say ain't you proud of this wop



Cause funny fame's a thing of mine

And I'll sing that thing till I'm dead

But if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed

Oh lord if honey's just a fling of mine

Why ain't that fling in my bed.