When Frankie and Albert got married

Oh lord, how they did love

Whatd they do? Swore to be true

True as the stars above

Now Alberts gone and he wont come home



Frankie went down to the barroom

To fill up her little beer can

She said, Mister Bartender,

Have you seen my lovin man

Alberts gone and he wont come home



Well, I dont want to cause you no trouble

But I aint gonna tell you no lie

I saw your man about an hour ago

Makin time with Nancy Fry

Your Alberts gone and he wont come home



Frankie went down to the pawnshop

Bought a big Colt 44

Stuck it inside her kimono

And marched up to Miss Nancys door

Cause Alberts gone and he wont come home



Well, Albert seen her comin

Out the back door he did scoot

Frankie pulled out that revolver

And went rooty toot toot toot toot

Alberts gone and he wont come home



Roll me over Frankie

Roll me over slow

Roll me on my left side

Cause my right side hurts me so

Alberts gone and he wont come home



All of them rubber tired hearses

All of them rubber tired hacks

Took old Albert to the graveyard

But they failed to bring him back

Alberts gone and he wont come home



It was a hot day in the courthouse

They ran the big lectric fan

The judge said, Frankie, Im letting you go

But dont shoot that gun again

Cause Alberts gone and he wont come home



When Frankie and Albert got married

Oh lord, how they did love

Whatd they do? Swore to be true

True as the stars above

Now Alberts gone and he wont come home