two ferries collide and you'll be the one

standing on the dock reading papers in the sun

the ice age arrives you'll keep me warm

falling at your feet with no feelings of my own

what do i do with you lately

what can i do with you lately



two robbers arrive big guys with guns

you'll be the one looking backwards as we run

crusaders come by fat guys who sing

you'll be the one not believing anything



what do i do for you lately

what can i do for you



i'm not afraid of you you're very nice in fact

now give me all your cigarettes

these little love attacks

are making me feel queasy

can't get my heart rate down



two missionaries come with conversion kits

you'll be the one sewing cotton through their lips

we wear out the sun you'll be the one

lying on the roof wearing factor 41



i'm not afraid of you you're very nice

in fact you've got it all you're very tall

i'm totally impressed can't get my heart rate down



i'm not afraid of you you're very nice

in fact you've got it all but i'm bored

of being sycophantic

so get your knickers down


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