You're a goddamn factory hot rod

Everything about you is premeditated

You're really loud and you're really fast

You're hung soo proud butwill ya last?

You think when they made you they broke the mold

You're like everybody else you gotta be told

I know that you'll never realize

That your unnecessary vanity is your demise

You are a goddamn factory hot rod

Everything about you is premeditated

You're so pretty you look like a girl!

You think you own the whole wide world

You could never own me, slick motha fucka

You're a stupid shit to think nobody can touch ya!

You are a goddamn factory hot rod

Everything about you is premeditated

You're really dumb and you're really fat

I guess no one ever really told you that!

I know in this town you think you're a rock star

Go to new york my friend you'll never get far

I know you'll never realize

That your unnecessary vanity is your demise