I picked up this lady in a store, she dropped her stuff

And tripped on it, so I picked her up

I said, everybody falls down



Once you meet the man you want

You'll know 'cause you see red

Like making honey 'til he stings you in the head



Fall down fall down



Kate collected postcards when she felt too alone

In case no friends of hers could get her on the phone



Fall down fall down



Her husband was in line behind her

Not everybody falls down

You're so old, I said, what happened?



If you eat your lipstick you consume here jealous rage

They get you in the mouth, those girls



Fall down fall down



Juan collected things in cans, he felt he wasn't safe

See, his girlfriend took some when she went away



Fall down fall down



Nothing ever happens here, I said,

I just wait.



I showed this guy my pictures

He said they didn't breathe

I said I painted them that way

Kind of hanging on his sleeve



Fall down fall down



I showed this girl my stitches

She said she had some too

She said she thinks she'll start a rock band too



Fall down fall down



I hope you fall so fast and hard that you get me