Dad: First was me



Mom: Then was we



(the son and daughter come out)



Mom and Dad: Then was them



All: And that made all of us

And we're a family!

A family!

A family!

Each loves the other

Mother, father, sister, brother!



(they run back behind the screen, then come out again in a repeat of the above, only in different outfits, and each one in a different role.)



Dad: First was me



Mom: Then was we



(the son and daughter come out)



Mom and Dad: Then was them



All: And that made all of us

And we're a family!

A family!

A family!

Each loves the other

Mother, father, sister, brother!



And the dooooog came later on

And so did the cat

And the goldfish

And the turtle and the frog

And the car (don't forget about that)

Until we moved and we sold it



(back behind the screen to change outfits and identities.)



Dad: First was me



Mom: Then was we



(the son and daughter come out)



Mom and Dad: Then was them



All: And that made all of us

And we're a family!

A family!

A family!

Each loves the other

Mother, father, sister, brother!



(back behind the screen, this time coming out dressed as the animals.)



And the dooooog came later on

And so did the cat

And the goldfish

And the turtle and the frog

And the car (don't forget about that)

Until we moved and we sold it



Dad: First was me



Mom: Then was we



Mom and Dad: Then was them



All: And that made all of us

And we're a family!

A family!

A family!

Each loves the other

Mother, father, sister, brother!

It's plain to seeeeee

That we're just a perfectly ordinary

Ordinarily perfect



(Spin around, change outfits)



Perfectly ordinary

Ordinarily perfect



(Spin and change again)



Perfectly ordinary

Ordinarily perfect



(Spin and change again)



FAMILY!



(At that they look at themselves, the last change leaves them wildly mixed up, the girl has a big black mustache, the dad in a wig and ribbons, everything mismatched.)