This song is about Chad Ginsburg's lactose intolerance



I want cheese but I can't digest the shit

I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington

These are some of the things I can't eat

It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit

I can not not not have nothing

But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow

Uh-oh I think I shit myself (ohhh!)

I had some ice cream and...

I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!



He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts