there was a fat man

that wasnt worried

bout his condition

he wasnt married

till one day he met a woman

that he liked from head to toe

so then he stopped aal

all of the drinking

all the smoking

but the he bothered

arroun' in town

visiting the bar beer

well she loved him

but she dropped him



lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely

christmas brother

lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh



now that im sober

she dont want me back

now that its over

she dont give a crap



well the fat man

he bought a batman

for his little nephew

but hi didnt like it

he shouted

drop in the crop

on a little pot town

a little shot

and a little fot town



so then the fat man

he got exited

he started shouting

through the walkie talkie

arroun' in town

well then he got fired

cause he was smelling up the taxi



lo(oo oh oo oh...



now that im sober

she dont want me back

now that its over

im loosing my track

now that its over

she dont give a crap



i dont belong to some drunky

i did no wrong please come lady

you got me wrong im not your honey

what have i done someone help me



lo(oo oh oo oh..



now that im...

she dont want me back

now that its over

im loosing my track.......