This is a song, for the ladies

But fellas, listen closely



You don't always have to f*ck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do

Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f*cking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please

Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'



Am gonna f*ck you..Softly

Am gonna screw you gently

Am gonna hump you..sweetly

Am gonna bawl you Discreetly



And then you say 'hey a bunch of flowers'

And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'

I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me?

Thats f*cking teamwork



Whats your favourite posish?

Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you

Whats your you favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABAR!



And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll f*cking f*ck you discreetly

And then I'll f*cking bawl you completely

but then.. am gonna f*ck you hard.