I am Francisco Vasquez Garcia

I am welcome to Almeria

We have sin gas and con leche

We have fiesta and feria

We have the song of the chochona

We have brandy and half corona

And Leonardo and his accordione

And calamari and macaroni



Come all you rambling boys of pleasure

And ladies of easy leisure

We must say Adios! until we see

Almeria once again



There is a minstrel, there you see,

And he stoppeth one in three

He whispers in this one's ear

"Will you kindly kill that doll for me"

Now he has won chochona in the bingo

All the town has watched this crazy gringo

As he pulls off the doll's head laughing

And �miraldo! throws its body in the sea



El vienticinco de agosto

Abrio sus ojos Jaime Fearnley

Pero el bebe cinquante Gin-campari

Y se tendio para cerrarlos

Y Costello el rey del America

Y suntuosa Cait O Riordan

Non rompere mes colliones

Los gritos fuera de las casas