Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her

Act like a dummy till you finally grind her



If you should see a girl on the street

Now maybe you might think she is sweet

But if you wanna tickle her treat

Now really, what should you do?

(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)



Don't never let her know you are smart

The universe is no place to start

You gotta play it straight from the heart

She gwine renunciate you

(That's why you gotta . . . )



Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her

Act like a dummy till you finally grind her



Now maybe you might think this is crude

And maybe you might think I am rude

And maybe this approach I have spewed

Is not the one for you

(Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!)



But believe me later on you'll find

As you impress her with your mind

That you would just be left behind

For a wiser fool

(So you might as well)



Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her

Act like a dummy till you finally grind her



Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her

Act like a dummy till you finally grind her



Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her

Act like a dummy till you finally grind her



Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her

Find her blinder, see who designed her