Fiorucci nightmare, asshole's dream

Spend all your money on the fashion machine

Spots and stripes and spandex pants

Pay a hundred dollars to learn how to dance



Spend fifty dollars on a sweater

Think it's gonna make you look better

See how tight your pants will fit

What you gonna do when they start to split



Learn your fashion from a magazine

Do you rally think you're in our dreams

Down in Georgetown in a fashion race

For the guys to see how high you rate