FIVE CONSTIPATED MEN



There were five, five, constipated men

In the Bible, in the Bible

There five, five, constipated men

In the five books of Moses



The first, first, constipated man

Was Cain, he wasn't Abel

The first, first, constipated man

Was Cain, he wasn't Abel



CHORUS



The second, second constipated man

Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass

The second, second constipated man

Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass



CHORUS



The third, third, constipated man

Was Moses, he took two tablets

The third, third, constipated man

Was Moses, he took two tablets



CHORUS



The fourth, fourth, constipated man

Was Solomon, he sat for forty years

The fourth, fourth, constipated man

Was Solomon, he sat for forty years



CHORUS



The fifth, fifth constipated man

Was Samson, he brought the house down

The fifth, fifth constipated man

Was Samson, he brought the house down

CHORUS



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