Flabbergabble kookamunga ba goo-goo

Fiddlefaddle swishamunga bumble gum too

If you don't do what I want you to

I'm gonna skibblejibble gabbaflabba

wungamunga you.

I have a big appetite

I'm gonna eat a whole apple pie tonight

then I'll have a piece of ice cream cake,

popsicle, wopsickle,

T-bone steak.

Now it's time to sicklewickle my cats

I'm gonna feed them some smoked

herrings and hats

Then I'll put my light bulbs in the freezer

and eat some freckled peezerweezer.

Now our little tiny song is done-

we hope you had a lot of fun-

So eat some eyelashes and some hair

and that'll show us how much you care.

Flabbergabble kookamunga ba goo-goo

Fiddlefaddle swishamunga bumble gum too

If you don't do what I want you to

I'm gonna skibblejibble gabbaflabba

wungamung you.