I had visions i was in them

I was looking into the mirror

i couldn't get any Queerer

even if i tried



I'm a famous rock and roller

look at me hey, i'm on M-T-V

i look like Drew Carey

and i'm big and fat

(but fat is where it's at)



i'm not straight, but i am fat

now how bout that... i'm so fat



been around the world and found

that only stupid people are breeding

and i can't stop eating

all i do is watch tv



put me in the hospital for nerves

and hyper obesity

i'm 5'6