You're a flamingo you stand on one leg

You're a flamingo baby you hatched from an egg

Well you hold your foot up so delicately over the sea

And when it comes down it comes down on me



Well I used to want to hump you

I used to want to rock and roll

I was attracted to your gracefulness

But your surprise sure took its toll



Now I guess I'd better go out now

Gonna try to find something new

And all I'm left with is this craving

For some flamingo stew



Now the beauty's in the gutter

The loveliness is off her throne

In the eyes of the beholder

It's gone and now he feels kind of alone



But this feeling it's the kind

That will shortly pass

I'm gonna find myself another bird

And roll on down the grass