you're bored you've got nothing better to do than give money to the state

you've got a liscense plate it says i love my cat,

you paid money for that but your car is cute



you've got a wicker basket full of pearl necklaces; you have diamonds but they

might as well be grains of sand

your bedspread looks like a wedding dress

you married walt disney for his filthy free candy



the dream you have realized comes in many colors:

tan, mauve magenta, but they're all the same shade

you mistake my wonder for ridicule