Now this trip's to let you know the Underground can flow

Wiggle toe-to-toe with any bro that wants to go

But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet

Of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat

That I could flow on. I'ma go on; the D-Train's about to roll on

The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on

The windows of the train, bout to do the walls

Had to pause, cause: two police

I finished just get on, I barely fit on: the train was packed

We're standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on

I'm looking around to see who's down - realize I'm all alone

Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag

Yes, this would have been a drag

but I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag

And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping

Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping

Check it though, a minute or two later

I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a

Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble

Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between

A pair of big, bubble butt freaks:

Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters

One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her

Cause she was kind of cool though

Both of them was cool enough to do you know

We picked more people up at Broadway Station

Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation

So I'm rubbing the girls booty behind me

Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet

My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans

But she don't seem to mind me

But then she shocked me, almost clocked me

Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said

"You better be glad my name is S